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March 29, 2009

I guess it’s normal for blog owners to check their stats. Well, I do mine daily. I regularly check my daily hits. It’s my indication if I should still blog or not, LOL. I likewise check my referrors so I’d know the culprits of my (slowly) increasing readership. I also do not miss on going through those incoming links so I keep myself abreast on blogger friends’ new posts. But there’s one item in my dashboard that gives me giggle from time to time. It’s no other than my “search” section.

When I moved my blog here at WordPress, my readership somehow increased. Friends in the “Check ’em Out’ section (andun sa kanan, bandang baba kaya scroll down ka muna ng konti. whehehe!) are my regular readers slash commentors slash ‘kakulitans’. There are some other friends I know who regularly read my posts but just don’t want to comment and chose to stay as lurkers. But then again, some send their comments  via SMS or YM. Bayaan na natin sila, ayaw nila ng online exposure eh! Hehehe! And of course, there are those who simply pass by or have blog walking habits.  Some, I guess,  do searches to know if I have posted entries on things that they are interested in. And based on my dashboard, here are the top searches on my site:

Oh well, I have written about these topics in the past, so this data did not surprise me at all. Some searches though make me smile as I get a lot of tourism-related queries. It makes me wonder if these readers think of me as a fulltime wanderlust or think that this is a travel blog. For the past months, I keep on seeing searches like “how to correct name in online booking”, “cebu pacific promo”, “disney’s opening and closing hours”, “Hong Kong MTR directions”, and some other similar queries. Here’s one of my proofs of those “travel” searches:

Di ko masyadong ma-getz kung bakit may “inaanak” at “each other” search dyan. Hehehe!

But there’s one particular search that really made me go LOL. I got this just 2 days ago:

 

Hmmmm… I guess the searcher had some typo-error and was trying to look for “kilikili hair” (armpit hair) on my site. Who the heck searched for that? And why in the world would I write about armpit hair???

But then again… I might! LOL! 

33 Comments leave one →
  1. March 30, 2009 12:04 am

    hahahaha… kilikili hair.. i swear hindi ako yun! haha.. defensive ba naman..

    natawa ako sa post mo.. haha..:D

    • March 30, 2009 3:42 am

      umamin ka na reese, ikaw yon! hehehe!

      katawa di ba? halos mahulog ako sa upuan ko nang magmalaman ko na may nagsearch ng kilikili hair. hehehe!

    • March 31, 2009 3:58 pm

      may nagsearch din sa blog ko.. “maitim na singit”.. hahaha..lol.. joke lang..

      salamat pala sa payo sa blog ko.. touch akech.pramise.. lab yah..

    • April 1, 2009 11:55 am

      ako ngsearch ng “maitim na singit” sa blog mo… hahaha!

      don’t mention it, reese. thanks for sharing your story with us too. it was a bit too personal ah!🙂

  2. March 30, 2009 1:21 am

    Wahahhaha.. Natawa naman ako sis dun sa “kilikiki hair.” Hahhaha..

    Typo nga siguro pero nakakatawa sya. Parang isang tao lang yata gumagawa ng mga searches na yan at gusto ka lang siguro patawanin. Hmm.. Ma-try na nga ngayon. Hahaha..

    • March 30, 2009 3:44 am

      sana nga ems, gusto lang nya akong patawanin. pero feeling ko serious cya sa search nya eh… hehehe!

  3. March 30, 2009 3:12 am

    hahahha ako nga sobrang wholesome eh

    dahon ng pandan ang sini search ahahhahahahahha

    • March 30, 2009 3:45 am

      wholesome? hindi ikaw yan, malen! wag magpanggap! hahaha!

      dahon ng pandan? kala ko dahon ng bayabas ang sinesearch mo, hehehe!

  4. March 30, 2009 7:06 am

    kilikiki hair? wahaha… parang medyo bastos yun ah. yung sakin din pag-chine-check ko kong anong keywords ang ginamit ng mga napadpad sa site ko, 6 sa kanila naghahanap ng call boys.. haha.. kasi yung first post ko entitled “I Am a Callboy” nyahhehe.

    • March 30, 2009 11:09 am

      korek ka jan, mon! feeling ko 2-in-1 itong search nya. mejo mahalay nga lang… hehehe! duda ko ung mga nagsearch ng “call boy” sa site mo eh mga Badinger-Z. kaw kasi inannounce mo agad na call boy ka eh! hehehe!

  5. March 30, 2009 7:34 am

    hahaha! nawindang ako dun sa kilikili search. Hmn, what could be the closest terms kaya kung sakaling typo error lang yun? Mukhang malabong typo error kasi may kasama pang “hair” eh hehehe. Baka naman foreigner ang nagsearch niyan, Miss Winkie😉 Baka narinig niya sa isang Pinoy yung term at na-curious kung ano ibig sabihin nito😀

    • March 30, 2009 11:11 am

      halos mahulog nga ako sa upuan ko, Ms. N. pero di ko naisip yang angle na baka foreigner sya ah. hmmm, kung di cya typo error eh mas naconfuse ako… baka naisip eh porno site ito! whehehe!

  6. March 30, 2009 10:26 am

    Hahahaha! I also get lots of creepy search terms on my blog as well. I feel for you.

    • March 30, 2009 11:12 am

      im honored to have you on my site, Ade. i have been lurking in your’s, nahihiya lang ako magcomment.

      natawa lang talaga ako dito sa latest searched term kaya nai-blog ko. ang kulit ng search… hehehe!

  7. March 30, 2009 12:44 pm

    teka lang… ikaw nga ang umamin winkie

    bakit sya napunta sa site na ang hanap hanap ay ganyang term? baka may tinatagong mga posts ah.
    wahaha

    nakakatuwa din mga search items sa akin eh… ewan ko ba kay google at laging ako tinuturo basta green minded items ang hinahanap. lolz

    • March 30, 2009 12:49 pm

      oi epfi, wala akong tinatagong posts noh?! very much wholesome ako… bwahahaha!

      naman, di na ako magtataka kung site mo ang tinuturo ni google pag nasty terms ang sini-search. hilig mo kasi mag-dance with yourself eh! hehehe!

    • March 30, 2009 8:29 pm

      wahaha….

      hindi na! wala ng dancin with myself
      lolz

    • March 30, 2009 11:10 pm

      whehehe… wag ka na magdance uli ah!😛

  8. snglguy permalink
    March 30, 2009 11:10 pm

    Hmm, baka naman you mentioned something about kilikili in one of your posts? Hay nako, I’ve no idea how the algorithm of this search engine works… nakakaloko minsan.

    • March 30, 2009 11:14 pm

      wala talaga kuya rudy, promise! hehehe! ngayon may mase-search n sya about kilikili because of this post. hehehe! i don’t know too how that search engine works.

  9. dencios permalink
    March 31, 2009 9:50 am

    dumadalaw ako sa palihim sa bahay mo kasi bukod sa mga cool posts mo e pretty ka din🙂

    wag ka magtaka kung madami ka ng viewers/searches kasi ibig sabhin may impluwensya ka sa kanila.

    weird searches are normal. hayaan na natin. pampatawa din yan kahit na wirdo tlaga.🙂

    babalik ako🙂

    • March 31, 2009 9:59 am

      hindi ko lang talaga kinaya ung “kilikili hair” na search kaya nai-blog ko, hehehe!

      salamat dencios sa mga lihim mong pagdalaw dito. salamat din at nagcomment ka. welcome sa site ko. oo, balik balik lang… and your comments are most welcome🙂

  10. April 1, 2009 3:21 am

    buti nga at relatively “wholesome” ang mga search queries sa yo, winkie. count your blessings!

    sa akin, puro R-18! nyehehe!

    happy april fools!😀

    • April 1, 2009 11:58 am

      hahaha… korek deejay, so far, wholesome pa rin ang mga searches sa site ko. wholesome ata kasi image ko sa blog… whehehe!

      hapi efryl pole’s day, too!!!😛

  11. sandijmartin permalink
    April 1, 2009 2:28 pm

    nakakatuwa naman itong post na ‘to..

    napadaan galing sa bahay ni anakngpating..

    babalik po muli🙂

    • April 1, 2009 2:30 pm

      hehehe…

      salamat sa pagdaan, sandi. balik balik lang po.

  12. April 2, 2009 2:50 am

    para kong baliw dito sa office.natawa ko dun.hahaha

    wtf!teka,may sinulat ka yata about sa kilikili hair before eh?fetish ba yan?hahahahha

    hindi ko kinaya to ms.winkie.hahahaha ulit.

    • April 2, 2009 4:16 am

      hahaha… ang kulit ng search noh, rye?! hehehe!

      hmmm, wala talaga akong maalalang sinulat abt that. but yes, im fetish. ngpapa-wax ako! hehehe!

  13. April 2, 2009 10:17 am

    ang kulet naman ng kilikili na yun hehe pag may nakita nga rin akong wirdo dito sa blog ko hehe ipopost ko rin hehe…pero ang weird talga ha curious yung taong nag search nyan hehe…:)

    • April 2, 2009 3:48 pm

      hahaha… nakaka-curious talaga cya. sige nga lovely, post ka din ng weird searches sa site mo. hehehe!

  14. May 4, 2009 5:00 am

    baka gusto ka lang patawanin ng nagsearch nun..😀

    • May 4, 2009 5:09 am

      malamang nga, jem!

      hmmm… di kaya ikaw ang nag-search nun? hehehe!

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