Funny Signs in China

I was supposed to post this some weeks back but I was too busy with some other things lately. Please don’t ask what I got busy with… LOL!

Three afternoons back, my colleague reminded bout this post when I heard her laugh hard in front of her computer. And said, “Ngayon ko ang nabasa itong email mo, Winks. Sobrang nakakatawa.”

The email slash collection of funny pics was sent by a very good friend. I bet you already have received this one, too. But what the heck?! I’m still posting them here as this is one helluva fun thing to share.

My apologies though for not posting all the pics as they are too many. Around 20 pics, I guess. So I opted to post what I think are the most hillarious.

The email goes something like this (verbatim comments slash taglines in Filipino):

If you were planning to go to China for the Olympics or even just for a vacation, I just want to help orient you on how to interpret or read signs there:

Pag eto ang sumabong sa nyo sa airport, aba’y dapat lang na matuwa ka!

Oi, itulak mo daw para buhay ka!

Ano daw? Basta bawal magyosi sa loob o tinapang bisita ba?

Gawa sa China kaya ilayo nyo sa anak nyo!

Dito mura magpatabas ng paa!

So ano gusto mong reaction dito???

Para sigurado lang di ba?

May nauntog na ata eh!

Sabi naman dahan-dahan ang pag-untog!

Kung gusto mo lang naman!

Mga fans nina Frodo at Sam, dami kayong mabibiling libro dito!

Teka, di ko na yata kinaya ito ah!

Basta ipuwesto nyo maigi ang silya at panatilihing malinis ang mesa matapos nyong mamatay.

Getz ba?